Alter Ego: Ivan


Oh... looks like it's my turn...
Yikes! What are you doing?
Oh, sorry. Just practicing Spark Plasma.
What for?
Because I love to cast it on people all the time. The more powerful it gets, the better.
Um, isn't that a waste of Psynergy?
Hardly. Though, my PP does run a little low sometimes.
Well, it would...
Especially when that pesky Garet gets on my nerves.
I wish he'd quit being so annoying. You know what he had the nerve to say to me yesterday?
He dared to infer that I was short!
I see...
I am not short! Do you think I am short?
What's the big deal?
I hate being called short!
I think you may be overreacting a little bit.
Are YOU saying I'm short?
No! I said no such thing!
Good. I wouldn't want to have to hurt you.
Um, is everything okay?
I just wish people would stop mocking my height. I hate it.
Okay, I get it. You're hung up on your height issues.
Nobody understands! I just wish... I could be the tallest person in the world...
Now I think you're going a little too far.
*fingers crackling with electricity* I shall punish everyone who calls me short!
*backs away* May I suggest taking a vacation?
They will learn to fear the might of Spark Plasma!
Really. I think you should have a vacation.
Do you know any ways to make yourself taller?
Um... no, I'm afraid not.
Drat, Maybe if I tried a rack to pull myself...
That sounds really painful.
The pain will be worth it when I'm taller than Garet!
Now that's... unlikely. Garet's just really tall.
And I'm not?
... Not as tall as Garet, no?
I don't need you to tell me that. *sigh* I must find a way.
Why not just deal with it?
No! I will find a way to become taller! I must find a way to do that! Goodbye! *disappears*
He's going to be searching for a very long time...


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