Alter Ego (Felix)

 

What the...? All of a sudden, I'm in a dark place?
I like dark places...
What the-!
*sniff* It's so dark and so alone...
...
Nobody can see me cry in this dark and lonely place...
Was your icon edited in MSPaint?!
I am not even worthy of a better painting program...
What the heck are you?
I am... an emo... *sob* 
That didn't really answer my question.
I tried to kill the pain and only brought more...
Yay. Now the webmistress is yanking Evanescence lyrics. *facepalm*
I lay dying, pouring crimson regret and betrayal. Am I too lost to be saved? Am I too lost?
Why are you even emo?! Where does anyone get the idea that I'm emo?!
Kraden confiscated my razor blades. I'm so unhappy...
R-razor blades?!
Sometimes I think I want to just jump off the ship into the sea and drown...
Uh... I'm not even sure I'm capable of drowning...
I've had such a harsh, cruel life... woe is me!
This is getting boring fast. Do you ever stop whining?
The cookie jar was empty last night. *sobs wretchedly* I wanted the last cookie and I couldn't have it. WHY ME?!
*facepalms again*
And the weather's been so horrible lately... the clouds hate me, I know they do. Everybody hates me. Nobody loves me.
Am I seriously written like THIS in fanfiction?
Well, the author could have picked your overprotective self in fanfiction, but she didn't feel like traumatising you.
... Oh. Well, I'm honestly glad. 
*goes back to crying* Dark... so dark... will I ever be free from the darkness?
What I don't get is why you're even emo. When have I ever shown any indication of being overly angsty?
Logic... it has been murdered by the fanfic writers. *sobs*
  I mean, look at the ending cartoon strip. Do I look emo? Heck, no. Have I ever actually said anything angsty? Not that I recall.
Logic has no place... in a dark, cruel place like this...
Therefore, you shouldn't even exist!
Crawling in my skiiiiiiin... these wounds... they will not heal...
Please, leave. I've had enough of you.
*sniff* You hate me too. Everybody hates me. I'll just go eat worms... *falls down dimensional hole, still weeping*
This is so messed up. Thank goodness that freaky me is gone. That was just terrible...

 
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