Gah!!! Those Vale elders don't care that our town is on the brink of extinction? I should just burn them all for being idiots!
The others won't let me burn them. Jerks.
Instead we're just going to sneak in and steal the Elemental Stars? Boring! I want to just go burn those silly elders to a crisp!
Freaking mountain tried to kill us. Only Saturos and I survived... but we got to beat up some kids then drag some half-drowned Valeans out of the river. Not bad.
Even if we're taking some hostages back, it doesn't change the fact a bunch of us died. THIS SUCKS! Burning seagulls is fun...
That kid keeps vomiting. Ew. I hope his parents clean up after him...
Back in Prox... made Saturos go tell them we failed. Am going to sit at home with Karst and rant at her about how life sucks. She won't mind.
Whaaaat?! We aren't going out again for THREE YEARS?! Our town is close to dropping off the edge! Why would they make us wait three years?!
3 Years Later
Finally, we're going back to Vale. It's just me, Saturos, Felix and that snob Alex we picked up near Mercury Lighthouse. Prox wasn't willing to lose a bunch more people again...
Those Valean jerks keep staring at us. Yeah, I have red eyes and pointy ears. SO FREAKING WHAT?
3 Elemental Stars and 2 hostages. Well, we did better than last time. That Kraden sure talks a lot though...
Kraden is a rambling old man who gets on my nerves. Jenna is Felix's sister and a Mars Adept. Apparently she thought he was dead. Geez... it was three years, not a decade! Are all Valeans pathetic no-hopers? No wonder they don't care the world is shrinking. Or didn't want to believe us. Whatever.
Where's my nail polish gone?
Caught Alex replacing my nail polish. Tried to burn him but he warped away. That jerk. Using my nail polish?!
Uh... is it just me or is Jenna enjoying travelling? Isn't she supposed to be a hostage? Well, at least she's not complaining... that would be annoying.
Kraden seems to be having fun too... rambling about crap nobody gives a damn about. Ugh.
That Saturos! He ate the last of the fruit at breakfast! I'm getting really cranky...
... Snow. There is snow everywhere. I... I love snow...
Stopped at Imil and Alex disappeared. Am tempted to go and have fun in snow.
Maybe I could go and build a snowman when nobody's looking? Forget it, I'll just sit here and look pissed off.
Don't we have something important to do like... lighting Mercury Lighthouse? Oh, wait, Alex just came back. About time...
Going through the lighthouse... we're walking on water. How weird is that?
Those brats from Sol Sanctum turned up after we lit the Mercury Lighthouse. Got away with Felix, Jenna and Kraden, but Saturos got beaten up. Alex saved him. How could those brats defeat him?
Stupid trees were looking at me, I swear they were. Got annoyed and pushed them over. What were they doing all stacked up like that anyway?
Ugh. We just had to swim because a bridge wasn't down. Am not impressed.
Tried to burn apes while going through Mogall Forest. They were too fast. Rats.
Why do those people in Xian speak funny? It's annoying.
WHERE DID ALEX GO NOW?
I AM GOING TO BURN ALEX TO A SMOULDERING CRISP.
But I think that wouldn't be a good idea. Ugh. STILL PISSED OFF THOUGH.
He finally came back. Now we're going to Altin.
Monster spit? Ew. How did that get there?
When are we going?
All this sitting around and doing nothing is getting on my nerves.
Can't I just burn one person?
I'M BLIND. I AM GOING TO SUE THAT OLD MAN FOR SWIMMING IN A TIGHT SWIMSUIT.
Just realised I don't know how to sue anybody, so got pissed off and made boulders block Silk Road instead while going through Altin Crossing. At least it might slow those meddling kids down.
Felix, Jenna, Kraden and Alex are complaining the desert is hot. It doesn't feel hot to me.
Do they ever stop complaining?
Now we're out... and off to Kalay.
Are you kidding me? The road ahead is blocked so we'll have to take a ship? This sucks...
Ship isn't setting off for a while. Tried to console self by shopping for clothes. Jenna came along as well. Clothes shopping makes me feel much better~!
These new clothes are great. I feel like going out and buying more already...
Caught Alex looking at my dresses. He fled before I could get answers.
I think Alex may be into cross-dressing. The horror...
Saturos seems troubled. Wonder what that's about...
We're getting low on money. Can't buy new clothes because we need money for the ship. Drat.
Ship leaving tomorrow. It's about bloody time.
Am sorely tempted to burn everyone on ship for staring at us...
Kraden's going on about dolphins. Can't I push him overboard and pretend it was an accident?
Ship reached Tolbi finally. Am getting really tired of time wasting...
Saturos seems to a bit miffed we can't participate in some Colosso thing.
What's so interesting about a bunch of warriors beating each other up anyway?
What kind of weirdo kidnaps girls to build lighthouses?
He named the lighthouse after himself too? How vain.
I want to try out the Lucky Fountain, but we have no Lucky Medals. What a shame...
Apparently Saturos found a Jupiter Adept. Not bad.
And we're leaving Tolbi without even grabbing her. Why is that?
I hope it's not too far to the next lighthouse... we've wasted enough freaking time.
Alex vanished again when we got to Suhalla. Sorely tempted to hunt him down and murder him.
Where the HELL is he?!
I am going to go INSANE stuck in this small, boring town!
How have I not burnt the entire place down yet? Am going to go yell at Saturos.
People seem to be scared of desert full of tornados. Pfft. Tornados don't scare me.
I'd happily go burn down the entire desert... after burning down this town.
Alex came back. MUST NOT BLOW HIM UP.
What?! Now Felix has the flu?!
It's too bad we need Felix for the Venus Lighthouse. We just have to wait for him to get better... ugh... so sick of this...
How long does the flu last?!
Apparently Alex can heal the flu, but didn't do so until Saturos asked! That creep... he's playing games with us, isn't he?
Tornados stopping us from going through desert. AM REALLY MAD.
I WOULD LIKE TO GET PAST THESE TORNADOS BEFORE NEXT YEAR.
Alex solved problem by soaking tornados. Now we're getting through...
How convenient. That Jupiter Adept fell into our laps. Great.
My hair... it's full of sand. Ew. Must get it all out somehow.
Had fun burning people at the Suhalla Gate. Well, they wouldn't let us through!
Saturos thinks I killed people while we were entering Venus Lighthouse. Maybe I did go a little overboard...
The entrance's the exit?! Who designed this place?
We have to go to Babi Lighthouse apparently. This is taking so long...
Had to burn even more people while entering Babi Lighthouse. Well, it's their fault for trying to prevent us from saving the world.
Alex warped us past weird door. What was up with that door? At least we can keep going...
How nice to finally be in the Venus Lighthouse. Felix, Jenna and Kraden were left behind and told to go to the ship. Where did Alex go?
Going on through lighthouse, dragging our Jupiter Adept with us... not sure why, she isn't that useful right now.
Burned Saturos for saying silly things. So what if we gave Felix the Jupiter Star and took the Jupiter Adept?
How much longer is this going to take?!
Finally, we're here, but Saturos wants to stop and chat before we light the Venus Lighthouse. Sigh. I'll just write one more entry... it's hard to believe we took so long just to get halfway. I look forward to the lighting of Jupiter Lighthouse and Mars Lighthouse, then Prox can be saved. Though, I can't help but wonder if we will be returning to Prox... I'm not sure why. Of course we will, right?
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