Isaac not talking to me. Well, fine, I won't talk to him either! He's such a jerk! Just ate five bowls of fried rice. Yum.
Got revenge on Isaac by stealing and eating his cookies. Before learning Isaac's actually lost his voice. Whoops.
I am very scared. Isaac and Felix keep giving me scary looks. Must ask Jenna what's going on... after asking her if we can date. But first, I'm going to eat that leg of ham left over from lunch.
Jenna rejected me again! Oh, and that boulder on Mt. Aleph fell last night too. Felix got washed away along with parents and Isaac's dad. I heroically tried to save all the food in the house by pulling it in a chest, but stupid Isaac stopped me.
Jenna is being emo. Maybe if I help her cheer up, she'll date me. I've got some food we could share.
Grounded for breaking vase. Can't see Jenna. Am very sad. Will cheer self up by eating entire cookie jar.
They stopped searching for Felix and everyone else. Wow, what pessimists. Was bored today, so I ate the cake for Kay's birthday. I'll blame it on Aaron.
Got away with it. Except then I was caught eating that pound of beef out of the larder. I didn't realise it was for dinner.
3 Years Later
I accidentally burned Isaac while practicing Psynergy, because I was thinking about that box of muffins I wanted to eat later. Whoops.
My tummy hurts. I shouldn't have eaten that bowl of pasta, that left over pizza, the last slice of ham, that chicken leg, those biscuits and that slice of cake all at once... oh, yeah, I forgot the potato chips. And that slice of steak pie.
Some freaky people robbed Vale, and Felix was with them. Oh, I guess he's alive then. Jenna and Kraden went off with them. I want to have a feast to celebrate Kraden's leaving, but we haven't got time. Have to prepare to go on world saving quest tomorrow with Isaac.
Bag too heavy... well, it was, until Isaac threw out half the food in it! Bastard.
Met a kid named Ivan. His master is a eunuch. I wonder what it's like missing a rod. Beat up thieves and Ivan left with stolen stick.
Ivan joined us in Goma Range when we got stuck. Asked him if he had food. He doesn't. Sucks. Going to Bilibin. I hope they have some good food.
When we got to Bilibin, I ate six bowls of chicken curry, then had some ice cream and chocolate cake. I then threw up. Apparently there's a curse going around turning people into trees. Freaky.
Going to Kolima Forest. I don't want to be a tree, because then I won't be able to eat food. How horrible...
Almost became tree. Damn Isaac, wanting to play the hero. It's all his fault.
I'm hungry. Beat up some talking tree. Now can we go eat? Ivan shouted at me for being so greedy. Wah.
We're in a cold, snowy place. Isaac complained too much so I burned him. Ivan won't stop fainting. Stupid Ivan.
Reached Imil. Had some nice hot stew. Okay, a lot of stew. It's too damn cold here!
Gotta find chick named Mia. Popular around here, apparently. Everyone's talking about her. Do they even have lives?
Travelling through Mercury Lighthouse. Mia joined us. She's not as good looking as Jenna in my opinion and those thick robes cover up her chest, which is a disappointment.
Mercury Lighthouse got lit. Mia's joined us. Hmm, this could be fun. Might have to "accidentally" catch her in the nude a few times.
Stupid Isaac. Now we have to go back to Kolima Forest with healing water for crazy talking tree. Why didn't we leave Kolima Forest until later?
Tree sorted out. Heading south... after I've had a hearty meal in Kolima. It's time to sample their food now that the villagers aren't trees.
Weird monk starving himself in temple. I guess he gave up on life. I just can't understand how anybody could go through so much suffering...
Creepy monk kept reading our minds. Made sure I thought about nothing but food. That creep ain't going to get anything out of me.
Monk made us get Force Orb. I don't get it. What the heck is it for?
Apparently it shoots stuff. I still don't get it.
Going to freaky forest. Mia seemed rather relieved to get away from the mind reading monk. What's up with her?
We're lost in the stupid forest. I've already eaten half the rations. Oops.
I have a strange feeling that we should follow those apes scurrying around. Oh, and the rations are finished. Crap.
I wonder what ape meat tastes like. Must pursue apes. I am starving.
Damn apes. They are too fast for me. I'm... so... hungry. What do Djinn taste like?
Finally escaped forest and got shiny thing. Thankfully found a tree with fruit.
Damn it. Mia's panties somehow got in my bag and she took them. I tried to tell her I didn't take them, but she beat me senseless anyway. Ow. Hurts.
I bet Isaac was the one who put the panties in my bag. One day... I'm going to pay him back. We're in Xian now.
A weird purple-haired chick has voices in her head. Well, whatever. Food in Xian is great.
Saw the weird chick again, screaming for guy named Kazoo. Or whatever it was.
I ate a whole cake just now. And some sandwiches. And pie. And sausages. I'm still hungry.
Awesome! Discovered lagoon of monster spit!
Wandering around in cold, dark mines. Boring.
Disgusting statues spewing water everywhere. Have to kill them all dead.
Isaac touched Ivan's butt. He thinks I didn't see, but I saw it all. I wonder if I could use this against Isaac.
Ivan and Mia think I touched Ivan's butt. I am going to kill Isaac.
Pushed Isaac down giant hole after almost getting crushed by boulder. Unfortunately, he didn't die.
Got some Lift Gem. Getting out of mines now.
Awesome monster spit is gone. What a shame.
Reached Lama Temple and met some woman who seemed to know Ivan. I bet that kid's hiding things.
For some reason, we helped free a fat dude named... what was it? Achoo?
I hate this blooming hot desert. Ivan, Mia and I will absolutely not stop complaining about it.
Isaac tried to drown me in oasis. Damn him. Luckily, I survived.
I think Isaac's in a bad mood. He just tried to strangle Ivan.
Isaac has not tried to do anything to Mia. Just as well, I'll kill him if he does.
Finally got out of this stupid desert. Hopefully Isaac will be in a better mood now.
Reached Kalay. They have great food. It's Ivan's home as well...
The eunuch was kidnapped, it seems. Wait, he has a wife?
Ivan just shouted at me. Oh, apparently he wasn't an eunuch. Then what was the missing rod thing about?
Seems it was that stick Ivan got in Vault. Whoops.
It probably should have been obvious. Oh well. I'm just going to eat more food.
Isaac asked me what the quest was about. I hit him. How could he forget such a thing?!
That jerk Isaac laughed at me for not knowing what an ocean was. Set him on fire.
Got to protect some people on a ship from monsters.
The monsters taste delicious.
Nearly got tentacle raped by freaky Kraken thing. Am disturbed. Am also very disturbed to notice Kraken is spelled similarly to Kraden.
Got to Tolbi. Trying to get disturbing image of Kraden with tentacles out of head.
Found an invisible person hanging out in a cave. Got to get draught for them.
This cave is too blooming dark. Can't see!
Finally got stupid draught.
The invisible person was a man!
Isaac fighting in Colosso. I want to fight too! Damn him.
Travelling with a man named Iodem to Venus Lighthouse. He talks too much.
Mia's bra apparently went missing. Checked bag. Thankfully, her bra was not in my bag.
Mia found bra in Iodem's bag. However, she thought I put them there and beat me up! Isaac seemed amused. I swear he was the one who put them there.
Travelling through a dangerous desert full of tornadoes. Yikes.
Isaac tried throwing Ivan at a tornado. What's his problem?
Got chased by a tornado. That cowardly Isaac forced us to escape from the desert instead of fighting.
Dragged Isaac back into desert so that we could fight lizard. We need that experience after all!
Found soldiers beaten up at Suhalla Gate, because they tried to stop group without papers going through. Serves them right.
Reached Venus Lighthouse. Bodies everywhere.
Finally got to leave Iodem behind. It seems so quiet and peaceful now.
Going through lighthouse... keep slipping on stupid sandfalls. How irritating.
We absolutely can't get past this particular sandfall. I'm getting sick of falling.
Maybe we're going the wrong way...
Isaac discovered we could actually run. Finally got across sandfall.
Fighting scary Mars Adepts on aerie to try and save girl with weird shaped head.
Defeated huge dragon. Felix jumped off lighthouse for girl with funny shaped head.
Sailing on ship borrowed from some guy. Surrounded by the ocean. This is not very fun at all.
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